DuckFails | Retro Crypto Meme Parody Tee

When the market tanks, but you still have your sense of humor. 💥
The DuckFails tee takes nostalgic 80s cartoon vibes and gives them a crypto twist — because not every trade is a win, but every hodler deserves to laugh about it.

Vibrant print, soft premium cotton, and classic unisex fit — it’s the perfect conversation starter for meme lords, crypto traders, and fans of retro chaos.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)**
• Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain shape
• Side-seamed construction & shoulder taping for durability
• Bright, detailed print — perfect for meme-style designs

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8
4XL	86.4	76.2	147.3-155
5XL	89	78.7	157.5-165