The Blockfather | Bitcoin Mafia Parody Tee

Make them an offer they can’t refuse — decentralization.
The Blockfather tee is a perfect blend of crypto humor and mafia-style swagger, designed for the true boss of the blockchain. Whether you’re pulling the strings behind market moves or just stacking sats in style, this shirt tells the world who’s really running the chain.

Soft, durable, and made for comfort, it’s the ultimate look for traders, hodlers, and crypto dons who know loyalty is measured in ledgers — not blood.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
• Side-seamed construction & shoulder taping for durability
• Classic unisex fit — for crypto bosses and blockchain believersS

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Block Threads and Block Threads ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at support@block-threads.com. You can also write to us at 2014 Osprey Place Northwest, Stewartville, MN, 55976 or 2014 Osprey Place Northwest, Stewartville, MN, 55976.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8
4XL	86.4	76.2	147.3-155
5XL	89	78.7	157.5-165